Wednesday, January 04, 2006
THE NAUGHTY GIRL
The Naughty Girl: Maryjane.
I was over on Texlahoma's page, and he was, once again, talking about the 420.
Alcohol can go to parties with an escort, but Maryjane is a bad girl. You'd better see her at night, in strange neighbourhoods, or alone, and don't tell anyone. You know why?
She doesn't need big business, or lobbyists. She doesn't create enough illness for insurance companies and hospitals to feed off of. Methadone is actually far more addictive physically than heroin. The high just isn't as good. And you don't have to steal to get it- the government will give it away free! And free for life! Talk about pushers!
And pot is social. And "higher" vibration than other drugs. At best you will feel closer to God, as the Rastafari do, and the worst is you might fall asleep or get paranoid. You never hear "A pot junkie robbed someone to buy weed." Or, "A stoner jumped off a roof cuz he thought he could fly."
And any cop will tell you that he'd rather deal with a stoned person than a drunk person.
Compared to the amount of work (and danger) involved in growing tobacco, marijuana is easy. Tobacco growers have to deal with all sorts of pests and disease. People that work in tobacco fields often get cancer and other tobacco related illnesses. Cigarette companies are already losing customers to weed.
Alcohol will fund a million campaigns before it will let Maryjane take away one dime of it's ill-gotten treasure. The Xanax kings and the Zoloft queens will raise their armies against this usurper. There is big money in pharmo-drugs, and in illness. And that in turn effects the profits for insurance companies, and hospitals, and all the re-hab clinics. (I have never heard of anyone going to a rehab place just for pot. EVER.)
There is even big money in the War on Drugs.
Anyhow, that is why the government fights against legalizing it-- because big Pharmo bucks, and alcohol lobbyists, and cigarette money are fighting MaryJane. There's no legitimate argument against it.
Any why is our society obsessed with keeping a lid on altered states of conscioussness. What are we afraid of? Being drunk can be as disorienting as being really stoned or tripping, why isn't our society afraid of drunks? Their drivers kill people every year around major holidays.
Stoned people just want to stay in! I remember calling Pink Dot one time and -- I am not kidding- ordering cherry vanilla ice cream, a hershey with almonds, a bottle of red wine, a bag of doritos, and nag champa incense-- which they didn't have.
I wonder if all of those straight people that got freaked out when they tried pot realise that not everyone has that reaction? And the stereotypical stoner-- the kid still living in his parent's basement, never leaving the house-- that kid just happens to be a stoner sometimes. There are plenty of late twenty somethings in surburbia, leeching off their parents, that DON'T smoke pot.
So stop blaming my best girl! All she does is enhance the reality you already live in.
UNTIL NEXT TIME, TOODLE ON!!!
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6 comments:
It really is pretty idiotic buy you are exactly right, someone stands to lose money on it. It always boils down the $$$. I had the opportunity to smoke some on New Years Eve but had to decline. I am subject to the dreaded "Random Drug Testing" now that I work in the health care industry.
I live on the edge of our town and alongside a nature preserve. Weed grows wild here and the police can't keep up with it. They stopped trying unless they get a complaint call about it. So it is always here. We have a pretty happy stoopid town.
It doesn't make much sense to me that booze and smokes are legal but pot still is not. But like you said it all boils down to other green bud, money.
I talk about the 420 a lot huh?
[Tex singing] "If it makes you happy...it can't be that bad."
[dogs howling] [people holding ears,running away]
Make it legal,and I'll stop singing!
I'm moving to where PJ lives...
You bring up a good point too about drug manufactuers. Pot increases serotonin levels in the brain... what do anti-depressants do??? Caue the brain to release more serotonin. Hmmmm....
Bobby McGee once told me the world would be a much better place if everyone had a joint. I believe that theory. Oh shit...someone's knocking on my door....LOL
Bite me Big Brother, your legal drug of alcohol nearly killed me many times, not pot.
PS...I'd be happy to contact Agent Mulder for you...
Re some of your comments....I tried diet black cherry vanilla coke Thursday. Big marketing campaign here, comes in non diet too. They had 20 oz bottles on sale for .79 cents. I personally didn't like it. I found it to be overpowering. Dr. Pepper also makes a Cherry Vanilla, but I don't like the diet one of theirs. Picky, picky.
Re my dislike of Tuesdays, back when I was working... Mondays sucked yes, but Tuesdays seemed to be harder to get out of bed. I could get by on not enough sleep for one day, but not 2. So, by Tuesday morning I wanted to sleep in. I can't wear red, unless it's a blue-red. Otherwise, my skin looks yellow when I wear red. Red is the worst color on me. I might try the candle idea though...
Yes, we NASCAR girls are silly!!
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