Monday, February 27, 2006

THE TOODLES OPENING CEREMONY

THE RED CARPET ARRIVALS BEGIN...



EVERYONE LOOKS FABULOUS!!!
VIGGO MORTENSEN SHOWING HOW MANY TOODLES HE HAS RECEIVED

Well, the excitement is almost unbearable! I've been told that Pamela Anderson has fainted with anticipation, and Leonardo DiCaprio has been hyperventilating into a paper bag in the men's room for the last ten minutes.

As in all past years the TOODLES are very protected; not just with security guards and alarm systems, but also with top-secret spells and special magicks. No one knows the outcome except the Toodler, and she is often unavailable for comment both preceding and following the ceremonies.

Without further adieu ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the TOODLES!!!

TOODLE ON!!! ( * )( * )

Each TOODLE will be posted seperately.

3 comments:

yellowdoggranny said...

i wait with bated breath..

BriteYellowGun said...

YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I'm so glad to see such a high celebrity turnout...Melanie Griffith however...she could have stayed home!

Feena said...

I'm the one wearing the red dress!!!