Tuesday, February 14, 2006

HAPPY V.D.

On Valentine's Day every year I call my mom and we both try to say, before the other one has a chance, "HAPPY VD!!" Because we are the kind of people that think that kind of humour is funny.

So yes, it is genetic, and not contagious...

Here is my Valentine's Day tribute to all the men I have loved before, those who make me dreamy (or give me the "blush 'n gush" as I like to describe that sensation akin to the male woody), and those men whom I occasionally entertain certain naughty thoughts about.

THE MOST PERFECT MAN EVER


THERE REALLY IS A SECRET CULT OF MRS LLOYD DOBBLERS. WE, I MEAN THEY, BELIEVE THAT THERE REALLY IS A LLOYD DOBBLER, AND THAT SOMEDAY WE WILL FIND HIM... I MEAN THEY WILL FIND HIM... THEY... NOT ME... AHEM...

CINEMA AND CELEBRITY REPRESENTATIONS OF MEN I HAVE LOVED
MY CURRENT RELATIONSHIP RESEMBLES THIS PHOTOGRAPH



MY LAST RELATIONSHIP BEFORE THIS ONE, REPRESENTED IN THIS PHOTO AS BOTH AS THE CHARACTER JOXER AND THE ACTOR TED RAIMI.
MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: 5 YEARS. (I CHEATED ON HIM SO MUCH! THAT'S WHAT I DID BACK THEN. THAT IS THE KIND OF PERSON I WAS.) I SOMETIMES MISS TALKING TO HIM, ESPECIALLY ABOUT MY WRITING. HOWEVER, HE IS STILL A POLITICAL ACTIVIST AND I AM NOT. I DO NOT HOLD THOSE BELIEFS AT ALL ANYMORE. I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM IN ALMOST FOURTEEN YEARS.




THIS IS WHAT MY POET BOYFRIEND WRATH LOOKED LIKE, EXCEPT DARKER SKINNED. I THINK WRATH WAS ONE OF MY TRUE LOVES.

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EQUALS THE REASON I MOVED TO CALIFORNIA
KIND OF A COMBINATION OF THESE THREE MEN. HE IS STILL MY OLDEST AND CLOSEST FRIEND, EVEN THOUGH WE DO NOT SEE EACH OTHER THAT MUCH ANYMORE. WE WERE ONLY TOGETHER ROMANTICALLY FOR A YEAR OR SO, BUT WE HAD A SEX THING GOING ON FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH CLOSE FRIENDS, THAT REALLY, HE IS MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP AND ALSO THE ONE I HAVE OFTEN REGRETTED. (I DON'T PINE FOR HIM OR CARRY A TORCH, BUT I HAVE SOME REGRETS.)


CINEMA CRUSH
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, GO AHEAD AND LAUGH, BILLY JACK WAS MY FIRST CRUSH WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. PARTLY THE FATHER FIXATION AND ALSO THE BEGINNING OF A LIFE LONG LOVE FOR MARTIAL ARTS MOVIES.

ARES, ON XENA, WAS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I EVER CAME TO WANTING TO STALK SOMEONE

THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED ARES, KEVIN SMITH DIED TRAGICALLY AFTER XENA ENDED. I THINK I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT HIM THAT STRAIGHT MEN FEEL ABOUT ANGELINA JOLIE.

MEN I LIKE TO THINK ABOUT

YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT HIM

THIS IS MY CURRENT CRUSH! I REALLY ADMIRE HIM AND LOVE LISTENING TO HIS SHOW, BUT IF I AM GOING TO ENTERTAIN ANY FANTASIES I LIKE THIS UNCHARACTERISTIC LOOK. THE BIKER AND THE PUNK, COMBINED!!!

I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON THIS ACTOR, GERARD BUTLER, BOTH HIS LOOKS AND WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HIS LIFE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HEATH LEDGER BUT I THINK HE IS REALLY SEXY.

I LOVE VAL KILMER AND I LOVE DOC HOLLIDAY! WHOSE YOUR HUCKLEBERRY???

I DO LOVE BILLY CONNOLLY, BUT IT IS THE CHARACTER OF HUGHIE IN STILL CRAZY THAT REALLY ROCKS MY WORLD. I LOVE THE SCENE WHERE HE IS IN BED WITH THE GROUPIE, SHAKING ALL OF THAT HAIR AROUND UNDER THE SHEETS... OH MY, I FEEL A THRILL JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!

Happy V.D.!!!!

Sorry... I love saying that...hehehe... HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

UNTIL NEXT TIME, TOODLE ON!!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hehe! I so totally agree with you about Ares! (Kevin Smith, too, though Ares was sexier. *G*) Btw, the actor who played Joxer was Ted Raimi (Sam's brother), not Sam.

yellowdoggranny said...

so ...is joxer in jail? oh no.and i was heart broken when kevin smith died...such a hot hot man...cant get over how many men we share...jeff bridges is way hot..( i also thing dennis quaid when he was in the movie big easy was so sexy ..when he put his hand up her skirt and was playing around and she couldnt even talk..i nearly fell down and bit sticks...and peter coyote has such a sexy voice..and val kilmer...oh man..ill be your huckle berry...i went around saying that for months..that and your a daisy if you do....
and billy connaly..hoooboy..
i didnt have a crush on billy jack..i just wanted to go with him when he kicked ass...huh huh..
i have always had a crush on letterman...and miguel ferrer well, he is hot too...but like him better with hair..
an the actor liv something...hot...and antonio bandares..hooooooooot, mathew macconohey, very hoooooot, but no one turns me on more than my child hood hero and first crush....randolph scott....lordy..when i was 9 i would have stood in front of a train for one of his sly shy smiles....now that..was a man...

Teressa said...

Happy Valentines Day! God bless.

BriteYellowGun said...

Okay, other than the dead guy, you and I have waaaaaay different taste in men! LOL! I just have a thing for dead guys I guess.

Scottish Toodler said...

OOPS-- Sorry I will have to fix this later!! TED Raimi!!!! And no, he is not in jail, the person he represents is. I was just saying, the guy who looks like a convict has never done time, but the innocent goofy looking one is in jail!!! I don't find Letterman or Ferrar hot, but my friend does not look like any of them individually, but all together they equal his look and outward personality.

Astronaut said...

Is it just me or are you a bit horny again today? I think valentines day can sometimes. ANyway happy VD.

Mr. Shife said...

Happy VD.