HAPPY V.D.

On Valentine's Day every year I call my mom and we both try to say, before the other one has a chance, "HAPPY VD!!" Because we are the kind of people that think that kind of humour is funny.

So yes, it is genetic, and not contagious...

Here is my Valentine's Day tribute to all the men I have loved before, those who make me dreamy (or give me the "blush 'n gush" as I like to describe that sensation akin to the male woody), and those men whom I occasionally entertain certain naughty thoughts about.

THE MOST PERFECT MAN EVER

THERE REALLY IS A SECRET CULT OF MRS LLOYD DOBBLERS. WE, I MEAN THEY, BELIEVE THAT THERE REALLY IS A LLOYD DOBBLER, AND THAT SOMEDAY WE WILL FIND HIM... I MEAN THEY WILL FIND HIM... THEY... NOT ME... AHEM...

CINEMA AND CELEBRITY REPRESENTATIONS OF MEN I HAVE LOVED
MY CURRENT RELATIONSHIP RESEMBLES THIS PHOTOGRAPH

MY LAST RELATIONSHIP BEFORE THIS ONE, REPRESENTED IN THIS PHOTO AS BOTH AS THE CHARACTER JOXER AND THE ACTOR TED RAIMI.
MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP: 5 YEARS. (I CHEATED ON HIM SO MUCH! THAT'S WHAT I DID BACK THEN. THAT IS THE KIND OF PERSON I WAS.) I SOMETIMES MISS TALKING TO HIM, ESPECIALLY ABOUT MY WRITING. HOWEVER, HE IS STILL A POLITICAL ACTIVIST AND I AM NOT. I DO NOT HOLD THOSE BELIEFS AT ALL ANYMORE. I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM IN ALMOST FOURTEEN YEARS.

THIS IS WHAT MY POET BOYFRIEND WRATH LOOKED LIKE, EXCEPT DARKER SKINNED. I THINK WRATH WAS ONE OF MY TRUE LOVES.

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EQUALS THE REASON I MOVED TO CALIFORNIA
KIND OF A COMBINATION OF THESE THREE MEN. HE IS STILL MY OLDEST AND CLOSEST FRIEND, EVEN THOUGH WE DO NOT SEE EACH OTHER THAT MUCH ANYMORE. WE WERE ONLY TOGETHER ROMANTICALLY FOR A YEAR OR SO, BUT WE HAD A SEX THING GOING ON FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH CLOSE FRIENDS, THAT REALLY, HE IS MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP AND ALSO THE ONE I HAVE OFTEN REGRETTED. (I DON'T PINE FOR HIM OR CARRY A TORCH, BUT I HAVE SOME REGRETS.)


CINEMA CRUSH
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, GO AHEAD AND LAUGH, BILLY JACK WAS MY FIRST CRUSH WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL. PARTLY THE FATHER FIXATION AND ALSO THE BEGINNING OF A LIFE LONG LOVE FOR MARTIAL ARTS MOVIES.

ARES, ON XENA, WAS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I EVER CAME TO WANTING TO STALK SOMEONE

THE ACTOR WHO PLAYED ARES, KEVIN SMITH DIED TRAGICALLY AFTER XENA ENDED. I THINK I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT HIM THAT STRAIGHT MEN FEEL ABOUT ANGELINA JOLIE.

MEN I LIKE TO THINK ABOUT
YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT HIM

THIS IS MY CURRENT CRUSH! I REALLY ADMIRE HIM AND LOVE LISTENING TO HIS SHOW, BUT IF I AM GOING TO ENTERTAIN ANY FANTASIES I LIKE THIS UNCHARACTERISTIC LOOK. THE BIKER AND THE PUNK, COMBINED!!!

I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON THIS ACTOR, GERARD BUTLER, BOTH HIS LOOKS AND WHAT I KNOW ABOUT HIS LIFE.

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HEATH LEDGER BUT I THINK HE IS REALLY SEXY.

I LOVE VAL KILMER AND I LOVE DOC HOLLIDAY! WHOSE YOUR HUCKLEBERRY???

I DO LOVE BILLY CONNOLLY, BUT IT IS THE CHARACTER OF HUGHIE IN STILL CRAZY THAT REALLY ROCKS MY WORLD. I LOVE THE SCENE WHERE HE IS IN BED WITH THE GROUPIE, SHAKING ALL OF THAT HAIR AROUND UNDER THE SHEETS... OH MY, I FEEL A THRILL JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!

Happy V.D.!!!!

Sorry... I love saying that...hehehe... HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!

UNTIL NEXT TIME, TOODLE ON!!!