Wednesday, March 08, 2006

ROMANTIHOFFICITY TOODLE: CONFESSIONS OF A DUMB WHITE GUY

Opening ceremonies
Fabulosity Toodle (acceptance speech)
Hootanahollernanny Toodle (acceptance speech)
Fotosurreallic Toodle (acceptance speech)
Babsilicious Toodle (acceptance speech)

THE HOFF WISHES HE WAS AS SAUVE AS MR SHIFE.

CONFESSIONS OF A DUMB WHITE GUY

Top Ten Reasons Why Mr. Shife Must Win The Romantihofficity Toodle!

10. His blog is educational.

9. He has spectacular visions.

8. His penis can speak for itself (himself?).

7. His wish list is waaay more awesome than mine!

6. He is humorous even when he is being serious.

5. He is a better movie reviewer than Roger Ebert.

4. He is not afraid to ask the tough questions.

3. Quincy (aka The Fat Basset Hound) rules! (I couldn't locate the posts with photos.)

2. He is an incredibly romantic, good-looking dude with the most awesome (beautiful, patient, funny, etc) Mrs, and they are going to have the cutest kids ever!

1. He has single-handedly brought back The Hoff... and here, and here, and here, and here... dang, this dude is obessessed!

Mr. Shife always makes me laugh! I think that if there were more Mr. Shife's the world would be a better, MUCH funnier (and funner), place to live!!!! I do hope, and I am sure many in the blogosphere will agree, that one day Mr. Shife's only job will be to blog for us everyday!

It is with great honour that I hereby bestow the Romantihofficity Toodle on Mr. Shife!!! May the laffs continue for more many more years to come!!!


THE HOFF TRIES TO MAKE A BACKSTAGE CONNECTION AT THE TOODLES

THE CAST OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT CONGRATULATES MR SHIFE ON HIS TOODLE!

5 comments:

Astronaut said...

Congratulations mr shife! BTW i haven't seen what the bleep do we know, but i searched it up and it looks like a pretty good film, i shall look for it next time i am in HMV.

yellowdoggranny said...

OH MARYJO LOVED WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW....AND WILL HAVE TO CHECK OUT MR. SHIFE...SOUNDS LIKE MY KINDA GUY...

apositivepessimist said...

apologies toods musta been in the loo when this was announced.

ooer not knowing this particular blogger i am feeling somewhat reticent to just be tossing me undies at him...hmmm...

*sneaky eyed look to the right...sneaky eyed look to the left*

*feels up bobby de niro's arse to see if he be wearing panties*

ahaa!!!

*throws his g-string on stage instead*

Cassandra said...

I missed a Toodle!!!
Congrats to Mr. Shife!!!

Mr. Shife said...

Thanks to everyone for the kind words and thank you ST for this wonderful Toodle. I could not have done it without you. Sorry I took so long to make it over here but I have been out of town for a few days. Thanks again. You are awesome.